pelik + aneh = ???

it was happened yesterday...hahaha...
so kelakar la bnda nie jadi...
so sudden and unexpected...

kejadian ni berlaku mase aku n office mate aku sunor on our way to the post office..
kitorg pegy with her car la...nk kuar dr kawasan office tu kitorg kuar ikot pintu belakang stadium..bukan stadium yg runtuh tu..but the other staidum..hehehe...

disebabkan jalan kt situ agk sempit coz kiri kanan depan belakang org gomen dok parking kete, makanya jalan tu jd sempit.bile jln da jd sempit,so agk take time la utk kami melepasi jalan tersebut.hehehe...

nk dijadikan cerita.....
masa nk lalu jln sempit tu ade lah sorg mamat nie..bawak moto...
so demi nk menunjukkn kegentlemannya, dye pon bg kitorg jln dlu utk lalu..siap tlg tgkkn lagi...kot2 bergesel ngn kete2 laen...then bile da lepas leganya kami....aku plak mase tu dok layan perasaan jer..hahaha...then sunor bersuara...

"ehh...asal org tu lambai2 kite ea???"

aku masih membatu...diam jer...

"awk knal ke dye???" aku tnye sunor.
"xpon..owhh...mybe dye nk bg surat kot..dye taw kite keje kt MBNT.." sunor mule bwat andaian..hahaha..aku pon layankn jer laa...

sunor pon meneruskan pemanduan untuk ke post office....smpai dekat are Masjid Putih *where I go for my terawih* mamat yg tlg td lambai2 lagi tangan n sunor turunkn screen...then mamat tu jerit suh stop sbb nk bg kad.kitorg pon benti la kt tepi...kitorg ingtkn dye nk bg kad raya utk office ke ape...rupenye....

"nk bg kad ape??"sunor bertanya..sambil mamat tu dok belek2 wallet dye
"nk bg kad nie..nie kad saya..."mamat tu berkata....dye bagi aku satu n sunor satu...aku x tgk pon muka mamat tu...tp kad tu..kad tu aku da pnh dpt..hahahaa....kad dye aku da dpt mase g mjlis org kawin..hahaha....ape la dye nie motifnye...

"nk no tepon awk bley..."dye ckp cmtu...
"owhh,..sunor...dye nk no tepon awk,"aku ckp kt sunor...sunor time tu da blur2..hahaha..mmg lawak laa...

"saya nk no tepon awk...buleh dop???"sambil dye sengih kt aku..hah??WHAT???aku????pelik giler ahh...aku gelak sakan...dye dok sekat keta...

"awak xmo bagi saya x bg awk gerak..cpt ahh..saya nk g smyg plok nie..nk g office MB lagi...cpt laa..."ehh mamat nie..mcm la kami takdo keje...agk lama la proses meminta no tepon aku berlalu...then da serabut aku bagi jer...then dye miskol x dpt..hahaha...then dye ckp aku tpu..aku pon pantang...bg la 2nd number aku..then da dpt miscoll baru puas hati dye..then dye terus blah...aku n sunor mmg x abeh2 lagi gelok besor...haish..pelik2 btol la org2 zaman sekarang...then bile dlm pos office dye call aku...hahaha..just nk make sure aku x tpu dye...dye ckp la...x sia2 dye pusing balik kejor aku...dpt gk no tepon aku...hahahaha..lawak2..

actually mamat nie da pnh mintak no tepon aku..masa kt mjlis org kawin tu la...tp dat time aku mls nk layan...aku ckp la mak aku da nk balik..then sempat grab kad dye je..x smpt nk tukar no hp..hahaha..and aritu, 15 Ramadhan dpt jugak la dye no phone aku....terus la mlm tu dye ajk aku kuar...hahahaa....kalakar2...

so...that's all for now...ade lagi cite yg kelakar...hehehe..

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